Oh Canada!
A fleshy tribute written by yours truly
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Canada has a shortage of boobs
The inflatable kind, like inner tubes
They've auditioned hot strippers from far off lands
Inspectors coo-coo'ing "Oh, you're in good hands!"
"So! You want a green card, eh.
Take off hose or just dance away!"
Now this is "research" I'd like to do.
Deciding which gals I'd allow to come through.
Alas, in a fit of puritanical zeal
Some Canucks have cried out a moral appeal
"Our staffs shouldn't be in these womens' affairs!
For Lord, it's a sin what must go on downstairs!"
The program's been halted, political landscape: shaken
"Gentleman" now faced with more *Canadian* bacon
Spurned in the quest for a naked melting pot
Politicians and strip clubs have at least learned a lot.
-- Source material: Canada Invites Strippers and Gets Scrutiny
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