...and how about the Meaning of Life while you're at it?

This morning I received the following unsolicited but non-spam e-mail (sent via my message board), which I feel wholly un-guilty about reposting here in its entirety:

Please help ne understand a little bit of the internet.

As you can imagine, I'm rather baffled about this, and not quite where to start. However, since the sender's domain is "ihavepms.com," I know that I better reply quickly and soothingly and somehow include the words, "You look beautiful, honey, you really do!"

Advice?